I'm going to San Bernardino
Ring-A-Ding-Ding
Milkshake mixers that’s my thing now
These guys bought a heap of my stuff
And I gotta see a good thing sure enough now
Or my name’s not Kroc,
that's Kroc with a K
Like crocodile but not spelled that way now
It's Dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Kroc style
Boom, like that
Folks line up all down the street
Now I am seeing this girl devour her meat now
And then I get it, Wham
As clear as day
My pulse begins to hammer
And I hear a voice say:
'These boys have got this down
Oughtta to be a one of these in every town'
'These boys have got the touch
It's clean as a whistle and it don't cost much
Wham bam you don't wait long,
shake, fries patty, you’re gone
How about that friendly name
heck, every little thing oughtta stay the same'
Or my name’s not Kroc,
that's Kroc with a K
Like crocodile but not spelled that way now
It's Dog eat dog, rat eat rat
It’s Dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Kroc style
Boom like that
You gentlemen ought to expand
You're gonna need a helping hand, now
So gentlemen well, what about me?
We'll make a little business history now
Or my name’s not Kroc,
Call me Ray
Like crocodile but not spelled that way now
It's Dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Kroc style
Boom like that
Well we build it up and I buy ‘em out
But man they made me grind it out now
They open up a new place flipping meat
So I do too, right across the street
I got the name I need the town,
they sell up in the end and it all shuts down
Sometimes you gotta be an S.O.B.
You wanna make a dream reality
Competition send ‘em south,
If they're gonna drown put a hose in their mouth
Do not pass ‘go’ go straight to hell
I smell that meat hook smell
Or my name’s not Kroc
that's Kroc with a K
Like crocodile but not spelled that way, now
Ohh it's dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Dog eat dog, rat eat rat now
Ohh it's dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Kroc style - Boom like that
ADDITIONAL MUSICIANS
Doug Pettibone: electric guitar